I pledge to …

Make you smile, make you laugh

Scrub your back in the bath

Smooth your brow, free of frowns

Pick you up when you fall down

Dry your tears, ease your fears

Rev your engine, change your gears

Kill your pain, nurse your ills

Amaze your brain and give you thrills

Tell you stories, hear your tales

Be the wind that fills your sails

Stroll hand in hand on promenades

Keep spirits high when times are hard

Make your new year’s go with a bang

Be the Ying to your Yang

Be the champion of your heart

Pretend not to hear when you fart

Share a wine, share a whine

Feel your hearts beat next to mine

Make you skip, make your heart skip gayly

Press my lips … against your lips … daily

Squeeze your boobs, squeeze your bum

Stroke you gently…. make you cum

Earth quaking and ground juddering

Thigh shaking and groin shuddering

I pledge to thee all the above

To hold , to cherish and to love

Should you agree with all I’ll do

Then you just need to say I do

 

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