Oh Dianne, you don't have a plan,

You can't even do figures and sums,

You have no conception,

Of answering questions,

You just go all, "Fingers and thumbs."

With a clueless, "Erm, Erm "

You wriggle and squirm,

'Cos the truth is you don't know the answer,

What I'm saying in rhyme, 

Is it's probably time,

You gave it up you gormless chancer.