The grumbly, rumbly, bumbly cats

 

The grumbly, rumbly,bumbly cats

Are racing all around

They’re up they’re down

They’re in they’re out

And they never ever make a sound.

 

The grumbly, rumbly, bumbly cats

Are very short and very stout

Their whiskers twitch,their tails switch

As in twos and threes they prowl about.

 

The grumbly, rumbly, bumbly cats

Are ginger ninja felines

With their far eastern promise

They’re considered very appealing.

 

The grumbly, rumbly, bumbly cats

All like to dine on noodles

Consumed with golden chopsticks

And a sauce called sweet and sour poodle.

 

The grumbly, rumbly, bumbly cats

Are Vegan to a puss

And chortle when their canine joke

Provokes a mighty fuss.

 

The grumbly, rumbly, bumbly cats

Like to tap dance and opera sing

On dark winter nights they ride motor bikes

Dressed in silver lame and rapper bling.