Where’s The Chuffin’ Cheese

That day my sweetheart landed with a brown bag in his hand,

I was sitting in the sunshine at my ease.

He put a burger in my hand and I couldn’t understand

Why he’d brought me one without the chuffin’ cheese.


It was beautifully done, with a lovely seeded bun,

But the look I gave him put him on his knees;

When he said “What is it hon?”, I said it simply isn’t done;

It’s very nice, but where’s the chuffin’ cheese?


He was standing in a trance as I pierced him with a glance

That must have measured minus ten degrees

I said there is no second chance that’s the end of our romance

What good is this without the chuffin’ cheese


So when next I meet a bloke, be he rich or stony broke,

He’ll have to learn the way for me to please.

It just isn’t ever oke, not even as a joke;

My burger’s gotta have the chuffin’ cheese.

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Trevor Alexander

Sat 13th Oct 2018 15:32

Thanks guys.
Don't know if I can stand up to pun-ishment like that Rose!

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Rose Casserley

Sat 13th Oct 2018 10:39

' grate' poem Trev. I used to date a guy called Gordon Zola who liked cheese-lived near the cheddar gap-but I met him in Wensleydale-called me his little cracker and loved getting on top of me-strangely afflicted by not wanting to go out in the hot sun?.

Eventually got himself into a pickle by crashing his motorbike and sidecar he had bought off two odd characters called Wallace and Gromit 😅

Rose 💋

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Don Matthews

Fri 12th Oct 2018 00:20

Some nice internal rhymes
To trumpet in the cheese
Which never did arrive
So therefore I must cease 😎

Where are my coloured faces gone?
They've turned all black and white
Maybe they're missing cheese too
And want some, for to bite

Hello? They've turned up...must've found some cheese

Huh? Cheese run away?...Wot's going on? WOL's smiley face workers gone on strike?...

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Brian Maryon

Thu 11th Oct 2018 16:25

Love the poem Trev. I'm not a big burger fan but when I do have one I agree with the cheese thing.

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Trevor Alexander

Thu 11th Oct 2018 16:08

Just a bit of fun!

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