An Archbishop once went on a visit to New York,

On his arrival  with a reporter did talk.

Asked "What do you think of the prostitutes you'll find there?"

His answer, in question form produced a  big scare.

"Are there any prostitutes in New York ?"he did say.

His question made headlines in the tabloids next day .

 

Hells bells

The new vicar  of ST Giles who's name was Pete.

Saw a small boy struggling to reach a doorbell on his street.

Pete thought,"Bless him poor little thing."

Walks over smiles,gives the doorbell quite a ring.

"What now my boy ,do you think they will have heard the bell?"

"Yes  here they come,now we must run like hell !"