Saddam victor of Dujail.

Why do you have finger nails

as you hold your precious pen?

Surely any competent interrogator

would have removed those.

 

Saddam, hero of Halabja

how is it that you have a tongue

to berate your chief judge?

Standard practice should be

to cut that out.

 

Saddam, conqueror of Kuwait,

it is dreadful that you

had to walk upstairs.

Which lift would you have preferred?

The rope around the neck is fine,

but didn't you prefer the meat hooks

in the chest?

 

Saddam slayer of Iran.

You say you have to wear dirty knickers,

and have nowhere to go for a fag.

I will ensure that you eat your knickers

and your cigarettes are

stubbed on your body.

 

You must be shocked

at this fall in standards

since your day.

 

Don't worry.

We are working on it.