They have to flirt
it’s in their contract
though he hates her
and she hates him.
They have to spar
to make eye contact
he’s masterful
she’s acting dim.
They have to
almost touch each other.
He’s got BO
she’s got bad breath.
They have to flirt
it’s in their contract
although he hates her
half to death.
She plays the mum
he is the dad
to make the news
more comfy for us.
Cos we’re all babies
we can’t take it
to see the world
for what it is.
They have to flirt
though they can’t stand it
they hate each other -
that’s SHOWBIZZ!