Release 0f a jail bird
There was a young woman from Greece,
Overjoyed at her prison release.
With her legs far apart,
Laid ten eggs for a start,
And sold them all to the police.
There was a young man from Aviemore,
His job as a locksmith he did adore.
Broke into a jeweler's shop,
Caught in the act by a passing cop.
And swiftly made a bolt for the door.