Release 0f a jail bird

There was a young woman from Greece,

Overjoyed at her prison release.

With her legs far apart,

Laid ten eggs for a start,

And sold them all to the police.



Locked up


There was a young man from Aviemore,

His job as a locksmith he did adore.

 Broke into a jeweler's shop,

Caught in the act by a passing cop.

And swiftly made a bolt for the door.


◄ An electric shock

Doing time ►


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Sun 2nd Sep 2018 12:22

Excellent! 😘

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Taylor Crowshaw

Sun 2nd Sep 2018 12:18

How do you do it Hugh? Wonderful..😂😂

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