A bill con
Bill was at ASDA in a queue at the check-out,
He had noticed an elderly lady had been following him about.
She was before him now in the queue,
Her trolley full of items for the check-out to view.
"Excuse me "she said, "You look exactly like my son,
I have never seen anyone like him,you are the only one!
He passed away lately I am sad to say,
As I leave would you call out,Goodbye mother have a good day?"
"No problem I'm sad to hear of your loss."
As out of his trolley 3 items he did toss.
"Goodbye mother,have a good day," he did shout.
The elderly lady pushed her trolley hurriedly to get out.
When he saw his bill at check-out his face did drop,
"Your mother did say you would pay for her shop."