An elderly  Minister of a certain religion went to see his doc.

The doc was quite intrigued as to what was written on his sock.

"I love my God with all my heart,

He's always looked after me from the very start."

"What is the significance of what is written?"

Asked the doc",The words have got me truly smitten "

"I go to the bathroom and He turns on the light,

And when I have finished I close the door and out goes the light."

"Oh no!" shrieked his wife,"whatever I do for him is in vain,

He's peed in the fridge again !"