I'm In Love With Keeley Donovan

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I’m in love with Keeley Donovan,

weathergirl extraordinaire.

I love her figure-hugging dresses,

cheeky smile and silky hair.

I love the way she can’t stand still,

rocks back and forth, sways side to side.

I love the fact she’s just a very

tiny little bit cross-eyed.

 

I’m in love with Keeley Donovan.

I hate it when Paul Hudson’s on.

I’ve sat through half a boring hour

of garden gnomes and knit-a-thons,

then he shows up and my heart sinks.

All I want is lovely Keeley.

I switch him off, I couldn’t give

a toss about the forecast really.

 

I’m just in love with Keeley Donovan.

She’s the sun that warms my heart.

She’s the storm within my soul,

the bolt of lightning through the dark,

but Keeley - I don’t think that you

and I can ever be together,

if you don’t stop banging on

and on about the bloody weather.

 

(From the pamphlet, 'Killing the Piano'. This poem was also included in 'The People's Republic of Poetry', published by Ossett Observer)

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John F Keane

Sun 24th Jun 2018 12:55

She is getting married on Friday.

Graham Sherwood

Sun 24th Jun 2018 09:59

Yes we’ve all fallen in love with a weather girl! Mine was a young Ulrika Johnnson back in the day.

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Frances Macaulay Forde

Sun 24th Jun 2018 08:52

Such a fabulously conversational poem, deceptive in it's natural simplicity, Joe. I loved it! 😁

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Wolfgar Miere

Sat 23rd Jun 2018 22:08

I really appreciate this Joe mainly because I am actually in Love with Sophie Raworth, and she would never look twice at a bloke like me.

I get upset when she gives me bad news and looks sad about kids getting killed and starving etc, that kind of news distracts me from her beauty and I forget that we are secret lovers.

She was great on the Chelsea Flower Show, as no-one starved and no bombs were dropped. I hid among the Rhododendrons and hovered my drone above her endlessly.

I suspect I am on a watch list somewhere.

All good stuff Joe.

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Joe Williams

Sat 23rd Jun 2018 14:10

I've posted this before, but I'm posting it again because Keeley got married yesterday. Our love was never meant to be 😥

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