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Dear Mr. Turtle ?-_-_-_

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I wish I were like you Mr. Turtle,

More than I can possibly tell,

For if I wish to avoid someone,

I would just hide inside my shell.

I'd never have to pay for babysitting,

I would just leave my kids in the sand,

Did I mention I'm a great swimmer,

And can live in both sea and land?

I'd be the O.G of the animal kingdom,

Better let the other creatures know,

That my species preceded them,

One hundred million years ago!

I'm so valuable and special,

That extinction is a threat I face,

People might laugh at my speed, but know :

Slow but steady wins the race!

◄ The girl everyone ignores

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Don Matthews

Mon 11th Jun 2018 15:13

Sadly I think good clean fun
Has gone back from where it did come
Replaced with the stand-up with rude
Jokes that are nothing but crude

Don ?

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Zahir Sookoor

Mon 11th Jun 2018 05:52

I love your comments about my good clean fun,
But I especially appreciate every sickening pun
Lolz ??

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Don Matthews

Sun 10th Jun 2018 01:18

Zahir - Like Brian I like people who stick their neck out and have some good clean fun

Don ?

<Deleted User> (18980)

Sat 9th Jun 2018 21:51

Zahir - I really think you've come out of your shell and are sticking your neck out with this one. I like it...a bit of good clean fun!

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