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:: :: BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL, riding thur your town

BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL, looking all around.

BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL searching for a ditch

BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL, she will never switch.

BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL, trolling the ground.

BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL ther's a ditch to be found,

wake up in the morning, the sun is coming up.

you better rise and shine, and give that ditch up.

BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL, pedaling all around,

BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL, never wears a frown.

sticks in hair, dirt on her feet,

never do you want to meet her in the street,

she roams the counrty side looking for a ditch, the BYCYCLE DITCH TROLL, maybe shes

just a witch....


◄ ~ univerity ~

~ inspiration style ~ ►


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Sat 11th Jul 2020 01:23

thanks you all for reading my words
up-lifting the vibe, its the cure.

I will never stop to cry
riding my bicycle
is no lie - - lol - -

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Sat 7th Dec 2019 12:45

a poem about the bicycle ditch troll...

the bycle ditch troll, was a woman on a bike,she took to the road, and did what she liked.stealth camping  she did for 45 days,
sleeping in ditches is wher she  would stay.testing her abiltiy to survive on the road,bicycle and sleeping bag wer her code.from north to south, and back again.she is the one that smiles  in the end...

<Deleted User> (13762)

Wed 6th Jun 2018 08:19

I agree with Darren - it's bonkers and off the wall - maybe the coyote was howling at the moon when it was written. I hope so . . . ?

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Don Matthews

Tue 5th Jun 2018 09:16

Now I know what a ditch is. Am I missing something subtle here? How does a bycycle differ from a bicycle? Must be a UK thing ...?

Regardless, I love nonsense verse...keep it coming

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Darren J Beaney

Tue 5th Jun 2018 08:08

Love it! Sometimes I really enjoy poems that don’t make sense to me, I love the words you have used and how the poem moves...

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Brian Maryon

Tue 5th Jun 2018 07:17

What exactly is a bicycle ditch?

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