Boring 

Basic 

Blah 

I wasn’t feeling it 

I wasn’t feeling you 

For the four seconds it lasted 

It was mediocre at best 

You have so many great qualities 

But sexuality is not one 

Your dirty talk is blasé 

Your moves are overplayed 

Stop asking if I’m ok 

Just fuck me already 

I felt literally nothing 

Not that it was small 

It was there 

I just felt nothing at all

Like I was watching two people 

Have really boring 

Uninspired sex 

I was so turned off that 

I left my body 

Sure fuck my lifeless corpse 

As I sail away in my mind 

Ship lost at sea