It's not easy being green.

entry picture

This is an absolute joke.

Where’s the centre-half, gone for a smoke?

It’s looking like we’re gonna get beat,

I’ve kissed good bye to my clean sheet,

midges in my eyes,

dog shit on my feet-

It’s not easy being green.

 

Nose’s fucked and cheekbone too

got kicked in the face

from that little number 2

rest of the team’s got nothing to do

I’ve saved about hundred, but I’ve let in a few-

It’s not easy being green.

 

Come half time and nobody knows me,

last ten minutes and everyone owes me-

net’s untouched and I’ve kept ‘em in the game,

then our midfielder puts us to shame-

pennie gets through and I’m to blame-

It’s not easy being green.

🌷 (3)

footballgoalie's mumthe beautiful gamethe beautiful son

◄ Put your loving arms out baby

Comments

Profile image

Big Sal

Mon 8th Oct 2018 14:33

Great flow to this piece.👍

Profile image

Cathy Crabb

Mon 21st May 2018 17:03

Ha! Thanks for your comments Colin and Brian. I don't know why kermit wasn't your first thought, you're obviously not as childish as I.

No green is easy!

Profile image

Colin Hill

Sat 19th May 2018 08:45

me too Brian. Nice one Cathy.

Profile image

Brian Maryon

Fri 18th May 2018 13:58

Clever title Cathy as people, including me, will expect someting environmental...which I suspect was your intention. Well done!

If you wish to post a comment you must login.

This site uses cookies. By continuing to browse, you are agreeing to our use of cookies.

Find out more Hide this message