A Superior View

Mother Superior spent a long time in the shower.

Her right hand nun said,"There's a blind man to see you,he's been here for an hour."

"Well if he's a blind man ,it doesn't really matter,

Send him up and we can have a natter."

She got out of the shower in her birthday suit,

The blind man shocked and embarassed went quite mute.

She spoke to him for ten minutes or more,

He couldn't get a word in edgewise,she was quite a bore.

The blind man eventually stuttered,"Put your clothes on maam,if you don't mind,

And show me where you want to fit this blind."

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Stu Buck

Thu 3rd May 2018 14:02

i've read this a few times and i have to say, i'm nun the wiser

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Brian Maryon

Thu 3rd May 2018 11:57

Groan...

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Hazel ettridge

Thu 3rd May 2018 10:10

I think I remember this story from Vicar of Dibley. Even better in rhyme.

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Anya

Thu 3rd May 2018 09:28

😂😄🤣... another good day, started with Hugh’s poem! Thank you! Anya Xx

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Simon King

Thu 3rd May 2018 08:56

Brilliant. Really put a smile on my face.😃

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