Mother Superior spent a long time in the shower.

Her right hand nun said,"There's a blind man to see you,he's been here for an hour."

"Well if he's a blind man ,it doesn't really matter,

Send him up and we can have a natter."

She got out of the shower in her birthday suit,

The blind man shocked and embarassed went quite mute.

She spoke to him for ten minutes or more,

He couldn't get a word in edgewise,she was quite a bore.

The blind man eventually stuttered,"Put your clothes on maam,if you don't mind,

And show me where you want to fit this blind."