Now winter’s loosed its icy grip,

It’s time to think of how you dress;

I’m not suggesting you should strip,

Just give some thought to wearing … less.

 

Discard concealing fleecy coats,

And lose the scarves and woollen mitts.

Bring out the shorts, a dress that floats,

Surprise us with your tailored … fits.

 

Embrace the sight of cloudless skies

In clothes to set our blood to thrum,

With racing pulse and gaping eyes,

To feast upon your sculpted … tum.

 

Turn out your closet now it’s spring,

And find the clothes you had forgot;

Search out those sheer and skimpy things,

Remind us that it’s getting … hot.