Lads

In three months’ time it will happen

The World Cup battleground

Taking place in Putin’s Neo Soviet Russia

England’s finest hooligans will meet

The paramilitary trained enemy Ultras

Who are pumped up steroid pimps

Wearing Sports Direct trashy gear

They claim there’ll be many dead Brits

My bet is on a few dead Russkis too

Bring it all on for this is the natural order

England invented football hooliganism

Our Cold War enemy Russia copied it

After communism and The Wall fell

Now we will see how well they’ve learnt

And in turn what the English have relearnt

When two groups of lads clash…