curry hurry
Curry hurry
I ate a Balti in my bed
The lust for curry went straight to my head
I should have used the table instead
Cos now my face and duvet are red.
I’m hot and bothered
And sticky and smelly
It’s not like those ads you see
On the telly.
The naan bread was crumbly
The chutney was lumpy
Now my odorous lovers
Exceedingly grumpy.
My scratch and sniff bedding
No longer so posh
More faulty than Balti
Is heading for the wash
raypool
Thu 1st Mar 2018 21:33
Sorry Eve, but the first thing I think of is that three things leave brown stains on sheets, curry and chocolate being two of them, which does not bode well for nocturnal bliss! You need a 90 decree setting to get that lot out. Enjoyable read!
Ray