I love you in the car park

of a popular supermarket chain,


then often in the Judo class

where you usually go to train.


I love you cracking lobsters

with a twentieth century hammer


and later in the wine bar

after twelve tequila slammers.


They say there is no future

as the seas are full of plastic


and all of us will perish soon,

our morals quite elastic


but I will go on loving you,

you make my life complete.


I just can't find a closing line

to make this poem neat.



January 2018




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Frances Macaulay Forde

Thu 25th Jan 2018 02:43

Ha-Ha - funny but very sweet. I agree with Graham, great for the 14th.

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john short

Wed 24th Jan 2018 20:47

Hi Graham,

Hell yes, I should have thought of that. I'll have to choose something else for that occasion.

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Graham Sherwood

Wed 24th Jan 2018 10:15

Brilliant but I can’t help thinking you should have kept this for Feb 14th

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