...Insecurity... 

Apply one drop,

if humble is the desired adjustment.

Two compounding the voodoo charm of this magical elixir!

WARNING. Do not apply under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Doing so may effect your ability to operate heavy emotions.

If this occurs induce seclusion and call your lifeline.

Read Product information sheet enclosed in packaging before use for possible side effects. 

If irritation of others occurs discontinue use immediately and consult an honest friend.

Do not use in conjunction with a relationship.

..... Product information sheet .....

Possible side effects include but are not limited to the following. 
1. Paranoia.
2. Sensitivity to light.
3. Loss of sex appeal.
4. Inability to interpret existing
relationships of significant other.
5. Unwarranted irritated behaviour towards loved ones.

Do not use recreationally. Addiction may occur if used other than intended.