What is with this new trend?  
It's driving me around the bend 
Girls are being turned into pets 
With collars around their necks 

A necklace I can understand 
They often look rather grand 
Costing up to or over a grand 
Gold, diamond and pearl 
Perfect way to treat your girl 

But this rope around the throat
Really doesn't float my boat 
Almost like a self harm phase
As girls take up this absurd craze