Aunt Nora suddenly last week

got her picture in the Yorkshire Post,

met up with a fella

who took her for a ride

in his vintage Rolls

a Silver Ghost.

Like Bonnie and Clyde

they took that ride

Nora in the back

with her top right down

as they slowly drove

through a Yorkshire town.

A misunderstanding about the tonneau

caused Lady Godiva

to compromise the driver

which caused quite a stir

'twixt him and her;

unsurprisingly their venture miscarried

as this particular gentleman was married.