Its a full-blooded slagfight  
Unfounded with much spite
An alt truth attested
Cause the bitch needs arrested!

She commits no offence
She’s allowed no defence
As she’s feeling the fury
Of a Facebook Grand Jury

He lives on The Grange
His demeanour so strange
He swims in tight speedos
His kind are all pedos!

He commits no offence
He’s allowed no defence
As he’s feeling the fury
Of a Facebook Grand Jury!

They cant see the humour
In the unfounded rumour
That called them all hags
Old trollops and slags!

They commit no offence
They are allowed no defence
As their feeling the fury
Of a Facebook Grand Jury!

Self appointed and righteous
They convict the licentious
Dispensing derision
To fit their perfect vision!

They cause much offence
They  can have no defence
With their hatred and fury
That Facebook Grand Jury!