Mona Lisa

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Don’t ask me what I’m thinking
just appreciate my smile
I was sitting there and drinking
as his painting took a while

 

Sitting there for hours on end
while da Vinci made fine art
gave me the numbest buttocks
and I could barely move to fart

 

That accounts for the enigmatic
wry expression on my face
You’d have a similar ambiguous look
if asked to pose demure and chaste

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