This one just came to me one day and it just flowed, hope you enjoy.

 

Now here's a tale about a boy

Who's name was Johny clegg

And here am i, the one who writes

To tell you what he did

 

It only happened weeks ago

To eveyone's supprise

Why that little Johny clegg

Had to tell that lie

 

Now everyone knew who he was

And where he did live

So why he had to kick and shout

And tell pc that fib

 

''It wasn't me, it wasn't me''

Shouted Johny clegg

''It was my friend, Vicky price,

Who had thrown that egg

 

If only pc pod had known

That Johny cleegg was lying

Then he would know why Vicky price

Was standing there and crying

 

Was it you? said pc pod

Was it you who threw it?

No not me, said Vicky price

I would never do it

 

So pc pod scratched his head

And thought, what can i do?

I can't arrest this little girl

Has no one got a clue?

 

But Johny clegg just stood silent,

Knowing what he had done

Standing silent, thinking, god

That was fun

 

But to his shock and horror came

The truth to all his crime

Because just across the street from him

Stood old man father chime

 

He walked across to pc pod

And said, it's Johny clegg

I seen him from the other side

Throwing that there egg

 

Pc pod turned around

And asked if this was right

Was it you, Johny clegg

Upon this fateful night

 

Johny turned a colour red

And knew he had to admit

That it was he who threw that egg

Which spun and broke and hit

 

Pc pod picked him up

And said to Johny clegg

I think it's time to pay the price

For throwing that there egg

 

You've stood and lied to everyone

And broke old gingers gnome

I think it's time for pc pod

To take you right on home

 

Johny knew he got off light

And all about the shame

And to this day, he has vowed

Never to play his game.