Helps if you know the tune.....maybe 

Apologise to Julie Andrews plus Rodgers & Hammerstein fans in advance 

Brown stains on undies
And whiskers on ladies
4g fun vacuums & screaming babies
Cunnilingus, then finding a string!
These are a few of my unfavorite things

Allah n Jesus, Scientology & Krishna 
Jehovahs on doorbells  
On planes farty smells
Pointless Vivisection, no cure it brings
These are a few of my unfavorite things

People who scratch then smell their finger
Overpriced water Big brother & petrodollar
Reality TV overpaid wankers my brain it stings
These are a few of my unfavorite things

When the sun rises
When a bird sings
When I'm feeling glad
I simply don't remember my unfavorite things
Jimmy Savile is dead, & I don't feel sad

Brown stains on undies
And whiskers on ladies
4g fun vacuums & screaming babies
Cunnilingus, then finding a string!
These are a few of my unfavorite things

Standing in dog shit, dickheads & neoclassical 
People who have 5 kids, a big car tell me to recycle!
Zipping up my penis, Christ how it stings
These are a few of my unfavorite things

People who scratch then smell their fingers
Overpriced water Big brother & petrodollar
Reality TV overpaid wankers my brain it stings
These are a few of my unfavorite things

When the sun rises
When a bird sings
When I'm feeling glad
I simply don't remember my unfavorite things
Jimmy Savile's dead, & I don't feel sad