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Fuck Off Facebook

Sometimes I just wanna tell the world

“You know what? Just fuck right off!”

“Get outta here with your lies,

your half truths,

your unchecked, slanderous gossip,

your egocentric crap on social media.”

Once upon a time we talked to each other,

and actually listened!

Now, in this copy-and-paste era,

you don’t even hear what you’re saying yourself,

never mind what anybody else says!

It’s just regurgitated garbage,

quantity not quality!

The more far-fetched it is,

the greater credence you give it.

Have you never heard that if it sounds unbelievable,

it probably is?

But God forbid you don’t have an on-line presence!

You live your life there.

And on the rare occasion you do venture out,

to spend time with an actual human being,

you both sit, eyes glued,

fingers flickering over your mobile device

in an almost Pavlovian passion.

I won’t be surprised if you lose the means of speech

to atrophy through lack of use!

rant

◄ Urban Gale

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Jeff

Mon 16th Jan 2017 15:26

As a never user of FB with a full life & friends I can say with conviction I've not missed anything I wouldn't have by going left, as opposed to right on a street corner. Revelation is for sure best experienced first hand..hahahaha...& if I'd not spoken to someone in 25 yrs, then rest assured I'm not that bothered about keeping in touch & I'd also be upset if my friends messaged me on FB rather than send a mail or call. But I do realise people enjoy FB, but its not for me....Started some discussions here Trevor!..Jeff...

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Trevor Alexander

Mon 16th Jan 2017 14:44

Thanks guys. And don't get me wrong, I do use Facebook myself, hopefully for the positive reasons you mention: keeping in touch with far-flung friends & relatives, and a bit of judicious banter.

I think what tipped me over into writing this was the umpteenth posting of a picture of a large van, surrounded by bollards, allegedly in Belfast (where I was born), and insinuating that the dumb Irish had 'painted themselves into a corner' by trapping the van with the bollards they'd installed. The minor facts that the bollards were removable (or some of them at least!), and that the whole thing took place in Manchester didn't stop people from sharing the libel to poke fun at the 'stupid Irish'. I was moved to point this out to my 'friend' who shared it, and hence this rant! I was also moved to point out that perhaps the reason Irish jokes were so simple was so the English could understand them - perhaps proving my own point!

I do also accept that sheep have always followed, and perhaps tools like Facebook have just made them more visible. Nevertheless, I sometimes resent having to plough through all the crap to find the worthwhile nuggets.

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Graham Sherwood

Mon 16th Jan 2017 11:04

What a great subject for a poem Trevor. But Wolfgar is right you know, there has always been a source of rubbish media, whether it is the Sun newspaper or the gobby bloke down the pub!

I have a feeling that the machine will in the end eat itself. For instance, there are so many scam emails etc that no-one in their right mind would answer any of them, for fear of being caught up in some nefarious dealings. Hence the few serious adverts, offers, freebies etc are not taken up and will eventually stop being offered.

Like any form a communication FB is open to as much shit as everything else. I know who my friends are. they are the ones that will come running if I shout help.

As to the rest, the acquaintances, like my WOL chums, do we really know who each other really is? No we take each other on trust. That's the problem with the Internet, you can be who your really want to be.

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Hazel ettridge

Mon 16th Jan 2017 10:52

This is truly and literally the age of SCIENCE FICTION

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Mon 16th Jan 2017 08:38

ah Trev, Raj and Jeff - I agree but disagree - I actually like to see some of the crap that's out there - the flat earth discussions and other whacky conspiracy theories - life's rich tapestry of interpreting our world from different angles and all that.

and you know, most of the news that's relevant to me - about the environment, politics, development issues, wildlife, writing, music - I get from Facebook these days - direct from the organisations, charities, companies and people whose pages I have liked and followed. Because I trust them more than I do the biased version of cherry picked news items deer old Auntie Beeb has to offer as Auntie Beeb only ever feeds us what it thinks we need to know - so we don't get to hear about anything other than what fits it's and the government's agenda. Yikes, heresy!

and here's another reason for liking Facebook. It keeps people in touch. I have lost contact with a good number of friends because they have refused to use social media and with busy lives email and phone calls have never been enough so the friendships have slid and disappeared. Facebook at least allows that thread of friendship to stay kindled through banter and shared humour until such a time as friends can physically find the time to hook up and meet.

I also manage two Facebook pages, one for a charity and one for a yearly event I co-organise - the amount of local publicity, contact, networking etc that using Facebook offers is immense and underneath the plethora of memes and silly videos there is a huge web of interconnected community activities bringing people together.

but as I said to start, I do agree with some of your sentiments - but we live in a democracy of free speech and although we might not like all that we hear and see, there is also much good to be discovered.

apologies if I sound like Frank Skinner - but for those reasons I cannot put Facebook and Social Media into Room 101 ?

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Raj Ferds

Mon 16th Jan 2017 07:14

Superb Trevor. Couldn't have expressed it better.
I think it's nothing more than a fucked up forum for spotty teenagers.

Raj

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Jeff

Mon 16th Jan 2017 04:37

Well put Trevor & could agree more with this useless pseudo anti-social vanity crap...Jeff..

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