What Do Yer Say?

Let me see what you can see

Let me be yer honey bee

Put me can into yer can-can

Let me be yer superman 


Let me shop for yer knickers

Without giving you the jitters

Let my heart skip a beat

Let me sweep you off yer feet


Feeling comfy from the start

Even with yer fanny fart

Put me ink into yer biro

A mediocre superhero 

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Sun 15th Jan 2017 15:25

Cheers Ray...the self depreciation is exactly what I was trying to say.......want it sweetness & light, then anything will do, just let me give it a go....:-)..Jeff

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Sun 15th Jan 2017 15:03

Folky fun great read live Jeff - I should love to hear this to a ukulele tune !! I like the self deprecating feel of it, rather reminds me of the Bonzo Dog doo dah band stuff.


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Sun 15th Jan 2017 12:22

Thanks guys...& I got the "trumps" joke too!..hahahaha...Jeff...

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Paul Waring

Sun 15th Jan 2017 09:20

enjoyed the humour in this Jeff...you've definately come up trumps with this one! Paul

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Sun 15th Jan 2017 09:03

any poem that includes a fanny fart gets a thumbs up from me 👍 that's what I say

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