The Day They Took Me Foreskin
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It happened too quick, I was laid in bed
Skin tightened up, garrotted the head
Said to the Ex "look at that... Gawd blimey"!
Best get to the Docs, looks like dried calimari
I said I'd leave it , being a man
Mistake, mistake, said the ambulance man
Thought it was ok to fiddle with it
Couldn't get it back over....Jesus!...oh shit!
I said to the doc I've a dodgy collar
Nurse said it looks like a penis, only smaller
Urologist arrived said it looks horrific
Whip out me scalpel......terrific!
Doc mentioned dryly, & my eye a tear shed
Once was a Cavalier, soon to be Roundhead
It's a simple procedure, he said "get a grip!"
I am, I will...hope it'll be quick!
Where once a flesh collar sat proud on me porridge gun
Now aesthetically pleasing? more like a prawn volovant!!
I was thirty when I lost me protective glandular wrap
Now the end is like an old leather watch strap
The day they took me foreskin