Annual fog of grog
Steve’s just had it off with Beth’s sister.
Dodgy Dave finally broke his beer bottle record --
opened six with his mouth,
leaving his lips behind on the last one.
Debaucherous drinking stirred with a few unmentionable
mind-altering drugs thrown in.
Fractured relationships now totally dislocated, fuelled by four Jägermeister shots.
Bragging rights saved for the morning after.
‘Drink responsibly’ promotions completely ignored
Crystal methylamphetamine. What’s that? Might as well give it a go.
Bang! That wasn’t fireworks but another crash.
And three more lives consumed on the rocks.
That’s another New Year’s bash gone.
And Sydney never fails to brag cause they were the first!!