In yonder days of old
When the dinosaurs did roam
A lustful circus monster
Tossed up a mucal foam

An audience stood laughing
The creature showed no fear
It kept on at its business
Til the ejaculate was clear

The angry mob then settled
The nervous folk dispersed
They thought the monster beaten
They thought his bag had burst

But the creature had not finished
It pulled out a bigger worm
And with a frantic tugging
It drowned them all in sperm!