Do you solemnly swear to be the best boyfriend
To love me forever, in good times and in bad
To make me laugh and smile, and never get me mad
And allow me to shop even for richly pretend

Make the bed in morning and take out smelly trash
Kill the spiders and ants, even mow the green lawn
All while massaging me and listening till dawn
While I tell you problems of my friends epic clash

Be my shoulder to cry and my hands to carry
My sweet, humble soulmate that will focus on us
Forever, till we part, as my lover discuss

I want you by my side, for my morning glory
Chase away the others, and find the precious spot
Waiting for you to come, make my stomach in knot