This guy is well versed in online monopoly
Playing to strategy of numbers that can tell
He has the hoes wanting his bottoms to ring bell
He has the loving ones building his colony

He can't go wrong with words that ring true for both camps
Telling them their version of stories to believe
Till he finds a great way for them to please relieve
His passion upon them, extinguishing their lamps

His actions on these dates that are sometimes so short
That a kiss can make blush, and foretell the next move
Finding his way up skirts for fingers to go prove

The ones he wants to keep are the ones that are sport
Stealing his directions and steering him to dock
Exercising his mind, brankrupting his own stock.