I am so magnanimous,

such a good person

it is surely true

that when I die

I will go to heaven with

Jesus and all the Angels, and

Betty Grable,and,

Because I am

such a perfect specimen of humanity

that even the dogs and

whores of Babylon love me, and

because I love myself

so very, very much

I shall dance at Heavens Gate

with Betty Grable as the

Angels gaze in shock and awe at

our delightful salsa.