Well that was the icing on the cake.

After all I had done for her,

took her down pub for pool and darts

even bought her pie and chips and

once I took her to curry house,

king prawn vindaloo and rice, even

let her share me bed.

Then she say's "She's had enough" and

won't be wedding me, well

I lost me rag and chopped her up and

fried her in frying pan .