and he went round and round a boating lake

and he was shouting I'm going to die, I'm going to die

and he came a weedy third in a Tarzan competition

and it was at a holiday camp in Bognor

and his voice broke while singing in the choir

and it was at Guildford Cathedral

and he passed a girl's school each morning

and they came to the fence to chant his name

and he had shoulder length hair

and a man leant out of a car

and he shouted Hey sexy, what's your number!

and he really believed that dancing with arms overhead

and wiggling his butt while yelling woo-hoo was the sexy

and when circumcised his cock was bandaged like a dolly

and he lost his soul to the Tory Party

and when asked who he was replied I AM SPARTACUS

and he used to blow his nose on a pair of knickers

and his teeth were knocked out by an umbrella

and he became my neighbour

and I'm at his cremation

and he's not complaining of the cold