Football's problem - a tee-total football fan's message to UEFA
We've heard sectarian and racist hate
seen a governing body in a sad old state
fans forced to flee flying fists in fear
but football's problem is not just beer.
We've Neo-Nazis, ultras and yobs
most whom must hold decent jobs.
Some come just for the fight I hear
so football's problem can't be just beer.
We over-pay schoolboy prima-donnas
to create cheap imitation Maradonas
for a sinister business class in the middle tier,
who know football's problem is not just beer.
It's all with awash with funny money
that rains from the sky on days quite sunny.
If oilgarchs don't just pay to make us cheer
then football's problem is not just beer.
Some peacefully can drink, sing and dance
their way through every night in France
So please, can we be completely clear
Football's problem, is not just beer