1.Where’s the Dog?

Who are you?

What do you want?

I don’t know you

What’s your name?

There was someone similar to you

Who came by, sometime recently

 

Where’s my keys?

Have you let the dog in?

What dog? Of course I’ve got a dog

Fifty years?  Pull the other one

If we’d been together that long

Of course I’d remember

 

Anyway who are you?

What are you doing here?

I didn’t ask you to come

Did I leave the oven on?

Where’s my keys?

Where’s the dog?

 

Is it Sunday?

No, that was last week I think

Where’s my glasses?

What do you mean I don’t wear them?

Who are you anyway?

Where’s the dog?

 

Oh, hello dear, it’s nice of you to visit

I haven’t seen you for a while

You come every day? That’s odd.

How’s the Dog? Oh, I remember, we don’t have one

Give my love to the family

I guess I’ll see you tomorrow.

 

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

What time is breakfast?

What do you mean I’ve already had it?

Of course I haven’t, I’d remember that

I like fish and chips

 

Who’s moved the toilet?

I know it was here yesterday

Where’s my glasses?

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

I didn’t ask you to come

 

Sign what? What for? Power of what?

Who are you?

What are you doing here?

Asking all these stupid questions

I didn’t ask you to come

Where’s the Dog?

 

2.It’s true

 

It’s true

I’m sorry

Don’t want to upset you

 

But as it’s you

I feel that I really should

Share this fact

 

I’m dying

It’s true

I’m sorry

 

Didn’t want to

Needlessly upset you

But it’s true

 

I’m dying

It’s been that way

Since the day I was born