Love of Chips

I love eating them
With brown sauce
And red sauce
At the same time.

I love eating them
With mustard
As well as a good splashing 
Of beetroot
And gravy on-top. 

I love eating them
In Custard
Jelly and ice cream
Although of course 
Not at the same time.

I love eating them
In my living room
My kitchen
And on my stairs. 

I love eating them 
While brushing my teeth.

I love eating them
On the toilet 
Although I would never dream of
Using the flush to wash
The plate afterwards.

I even love eating them
In the bath
Watching the foam
Creep between the mustard
And brown sauce
With surprise. 

I do prefer eating Pizza
There however. 

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