My car is a bus

my house is rented

my job is advertised

my pizza is, I do not eat pizza

my clothes are charitable​

my asthma is genetic

my music is catholic

my drink is seldom

my arguments are valid

my suits are cheap because the people who make them are getting a pittance in the far east.

my talent is wasted

my brilliance is not far behind

my food is from the Tesco yellow sticker range

my reading is digital

my sexual technique legendary

my sexual preferences are none of your concern

my tendency to exaggerate average

my thinking constant

my holidays are a joke

my religion is banished

to be cont...

 

 

words and foto Tommy Carroll