A cat behaves with weird practices, The love, they claw, they deflate mattresses. Their whiskers are long, Their noses are pink, Their hearts are strong, And their shit stinks. But overall cats aren't so bad, Though their actions can make you mad. I love my cats, they bring joy and light. Their attention brings such delight. Their fur is soft, But you find them aloft. They guard our homes, and watch our souls, Just make sure you refill their bowls.