Eating Elephants Whole with Chopsticks
Eating elephants whole with chopsticks
that is surely what I need to do!
But I have no chopsticks so I’ll swim to China
in a woollen suit with weights tied to each foot.
Catching killer whales with tweezers
that is surely what comes next for me!
But I have no tweezers so I’ll fashion some
from a piece of string with mittens on each hand.
