The Voyeuristic Toaster
I d like to be a toaster
So I could toast you.... a tasty snack
Then watch you from the work top
Take crumpets from the rack
As you feast the buttered crumpets
I will covet in delight
When you apply buttered lipstick with every sexy bite
Jonathan Barnes
Delightful, funny and clever. And deliberately structured! What more could a quick read ask?
I'm really surprised that no one else has come on board with a comment. Don't take it personally: summer is a busy time. Never take 'no comment' seriously, because you have no idea how many persons have read and enjoyed your piece.
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John F Keane
Sat 20th Sep 2014 16:21
A very surreal poem. Adopting the viewpoint of a toaster is really novel.