Charlie Blagger

Charlie you stupid slag
I told you not to open the bag
£20 notes drifting through the air Floating around every where

Raining on the people down below
They think its Christmas
It's better than snow

Oh why did I turn to a life of crime
Wasted so much of my life doing time,

Charlie quickly close the bag
The winds to strong you stupid slag,

Quick duck down their looking up
They can't believe their bloody luck,

Why couldn't you just wait
For the another hour?
Now you'v created a Money shower!

Tell me what am I doing up here
At the top of this car park
Full of fear?

Oh no, I can hear the sound
Of the cop cars approaching
On the ground,

Charlie you stupid slag
Why did you have to open the bag?

I lost my wife
And then my job,
And ended up on the rob,
With Charlie the knob

I can't take doing anymore time
In HMP or the funny farm,
If the cops make their way up here
I'm gonna jump lets make that clear!

I'm not Dixon of Dock-green
Behind the ears,
Oh why did I listen to
My criminal peers?

I hate drugs, that's how it started
It's all your fault Charlie
Your so cold hearted.