Something to cheer you up....... i hope :)

Full moon

Look at that moon; it’s beautiful he said,
As he pulled the covers over his weary head,
It’s so full and round and plump and bright,
I will find it difficult to sleep tonight,

What are you on about his wife asked shy,
I see no moon up in that sky,
I only see stars and clouds and a plane,
I’m sure you’re going quite insane,

I’m not going mad, said the old man quite loud,
I don’t see a plane stars or a cloud,
I see the moon as clear as day,
It’s the moon its full, hear what I say,

You stubborn old sod, said she, as she sat,
Where is this moon, where? show me that,
I can’t show you now it’s gone, disappeared,
Oooooh she sighed deeply you’re turning all weird,

She settled on her side and began to snore,
Look at that moon, she heard once more,
She jumped out of bed and loudly said,
There’s no bloody moon, for god’s sake Fred,

He dived out of bed,
Quite agile and flighty,
Your right, no moon, 
It’s covered by your nighty.

Christina Ford