CHRISTMAS CAROL

When I was born

        I was Harold

but last Christmas

        I became Carol

 

I only changed

        for a festive dare

not knowing

       it'd cause a stir

 

Cos things went wrong,

        the meat 'n' two veg are gone

 

In their place

        a botox face,

two melons

        and a pear shaped bum

 

 

 

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