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Deal with a kiss

Jill was on a diet and a stone had lost,

Needed a new dress asked what the material would cost.

Jill was attractive blue eyed and dark,

"Only one kiss per yard ," smirked the young male clerk.

"Thats fine I'll take ten yards ." said smiling Jill,

And got her 90 year old grandad to pay the bill.

◄ Sad---Suicide,Alarm and Despair.

Peel Park primary school Accrington-----Outstanding !! ►

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Harry O'Neill

Thu 29th Nov 2012 21:09


Keep us chuckling Hugh!

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