A lioness wiggled rather provocatively to have a drink,

A gorilla getting excited gave her a seductive wink.

The gorilla decided to have his wicked way,

The lioness was dumfounded didn't know what to say.

The gorilla ran off back to the zoo at Chester,

The lioness shocked ran after her molester.

The gorilla knew he was in trouble looked for a disguise,

Found a big hat with "Bryan" written on it,pulled it over his eyes.

He sat on a chair and hid behind a newspaper,

While the lioness passed by seeking her raper.

"You didn't see a gorilla come by did you Bryan?"

"You mean a big black hairy one thats just raped a lion."

"Oh my goodnes!" said the lioness trying to keep steady.

"Can't believe its in the newspapers already !!"