Off licence robbery

Jake walked into an off-licence and demanded all the money in the till,

It had been a busy day and a big bag the assistant did fill.

Jake spotted a bottle of whisky and fancied a drink while on the run

"Sorry,"said the assistant,"can't give you that,don't believe your over 21."

Jake showed her his driving licence,satisfied,she put the drink with the money.

He was arrested at home two hours later,the police laughed 'cos it was so funny.